The Hooker Guy

Oh, that Elliot Spitzer is weaseling his way to some sort of comeback. I can't change my channel onto the next one before I hear him talk about regulations and executive bonuses for Wall Street fat cats. Before his scandal broke while being governor of the great state of New York, he was a federal prosecutor that was known as the "Sheriff of Wall Street" for battling it out in court with AIG and their vampire money-sucking cohorts. Fast forward almost two years later and people can't figure out why Ashlee Dupree is famous. Most people on the street would say that she was on a reality show or dated A-Rod. It was in March 2008, that news broke that Governor Spitzer was in violation of the Mann Act (bringing women across state lines for immoral purposes) and has previously prosecuted a prostitution ring in NYC that was run by the Gambino crime family. He resigned shortly afterward and was able to open the door for blind people to run one of the union's most important states. Yes, I just took a cheap shot at David Patterson.

The thing is that Spitzer likes to bang hookers. In fact, he loves it. Of all the politicians out there, he actually had good taste and was willing to pay top-dollar for it. It was reported that he paid roughly $80,000 in a two year period for women in the world's oldest profession. Wow! That is a lot of money to spend on professional pussy. Yes, he in the end paid a higher price but it seems like it was good to be guvnor while it lasted.

People figured he would be vending hot dogs in Manhattan by now but he's been making the rounds on all of the talk shows on cable. He's sharp and knows what he's talking about when it comes to all of the Wall Street schenanigans. Spitzer was vilified by some in the financial media years ago for coming at AIG so hard but he proved right in the end that they're a shit company. I have to admit that I'm digging him again and think he should run for office, then I remember that he's "that hooker guy" and won't get another shot to be somebody who can make a difference. It's time for a comeback and to also legalize prostitution in this country. When I say legalize it, I mean don't make it legal like alcohol but more like in Europe where it's looked down upon by kinder and more simpler people yet people can get some without worrying about serious consequences. On that note...

Spitzer 2010 for NY Guvnor!