Monday, December 7, 2009

Derek Jeter is beyond clutch

There's just too many people out there that hate Derek Jeter outside of the city of Boston. You don't have to be citizen of B0-Sox Nation to hate the man. Most people say that he's overrated and look beyond the the fact that he's a clutch hitter and a proven winner. They look at his numbers and low home-run count every season. I really don't care about the statistics that baseball geek blab about all day from their mother's basement. What really matters to me that he's a proven winner with the ladies. He's been with everybody from Mariah Carey to Jessica Biel and the best part is that he's never been married nor does he have a little Jeter running around town asking for money from daddy.

Every major athlete that seems to have it all always make the rookie mistake of all rookie mistakes and that's getting married. Why on Earth do you want to get married in the prime of your life? They're still young and insanely rich. It's obvious that they all love to chase tail and why would they let themselves be tied down and give a woman the right to half their money? It's something that never made sense to me. Guys like Tom Brady, A-Rod and Tiger Woods are dealing with monster headaches and huge financial loses because they chose to get married and still carry on their business as usual. Ok, Tom Brady didn't get married to Bridget Moynahan but he did forget to wear a condom and is now stuck giving that chick and the bastard child money every month. It's a headache the man doesn't need. Has Brady won a Superbowl since that drama? Nope. Speaking of all-time greats, Michael Jordan had the largest ever divorce settlement with that ugly ex-wife of his Juanita for $168 million. Do you really want to be like Mike?

Have you ever heard the story about Derek Jeter wrecking his car because some chick used a Louisville slugger to smash his window open while he was off to chase some skirt in Manhattan? Of course not!

My advice to any young athlete about to sign to a sports franchise for the millions, is to be like Jeter. The guy is enjoying life and not worrying about a damn thing. No one can say anything because he's a single guy minding his business and keeping his personal life in-between the covers of hotel rooms from coast to coast. As sports legends piss out their hard-earned fortunes out the doors of court rooms, he's smiling after having a long night with Jordana Brewster. He truly understands the meaning of clutch.

1 comment:

  1. Wow. Calling Tom Brady's son names is so wrong I don't even know where to begin. Call TB whatever comes to your tiny brain, but the kid is innocent. BTW, is your middle name ASS by any chance?

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