1. Lou Ferrigno was Michael Jackson's personal trainer. Would you have guessed it had I not mentioned it? Didn't think so.
2. Female lemurs have a pseudo-penis that they use to display dominance over smaller lemurs, just like the male lemurs display their dominance.
3. Marlon Brando has a bastard son that is Samoan.
4. Wolf Blitzer grew up listening to Michael Jackson's music.
5. Jon & Kate suck.
6. Real Housewives of NJ is Satan's way to prove that he does exist.
7. Mark-Paul Gosselaar is not the douchebag that he comes across. He proved this by becoming Zach Morris again on Jimmy Fallon's show and was a good sport about everything.
8. Rush Limbaugh is fat (he's a radio guy and you rarely see him unless you watch Keith Olberman's show).
9. Showtime was once "a poor man's HBO" but has now become a refuge for actors that were recently on a cancelled HBO show. Example: Dexter (the guy from 6 Feet Under), Nurse Jackie (Carmela Soprano), Californiacation (Kristen Davis' husband Harry from Sex & the City).
10. Janet Jackson and Nell Carter have become the same person.
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