Abercrombie Models

I have to say that Abercrombie models have got to be the most overrated models of the model community.  It seems like anybody that has light hair and eyes can model for them as long as your not fat.  At some point or another, somebody I know or a relative of there's has modeled for them.  This whole nonsense probably started sometime for me in high school whenever a friend of mine would get back to school on a Monday morning bragging about how he hooked up with a really hot Abercrombie model that moved to Miami from Oklahoma or Texas and how it was the best sex he's ever had yet never brought this chick (or her friends) around to our parties.  I've heard this story way too many times.  In college it only got worse because my college friends would always brag about their high sweethearts as  "the girl that got away" by being discovered at the mall their junior year of high school by a talent agent and whisked her off to New York City to be a model.  They act all heart broken then can only produce photos of them from magazine yet no personal photos from they days of sweet puppy love.

Even now, it seems that every time I break up with a girl, they always call me a few weeks later saying how they've moved on and are now dating an Abercrombie model.  It's code word for bullshit by trying to make me jealous or there's really just some guy out there that models for them that's cleaning up my sloppy seconds.