Teen Wolf gets new a bite via MTV.

I'm outraged that MTV bought the franchise rights to Teen Wolf because now they're going to remake it into a weekly TV show. I've been on MTV's bandwagon lately because they've playing music videos again (although it's late at night) and I'm loving the ultra-trashy Jersey Shore. I have more than a gut feeling that they're going to fuck this one up. I'd be ok if they got The Situation to play the main role but of course they're going to get some guy that they're going to mold him into MTV's own Robert Patterson. The network and their media allies will shove this guy down our throats like no other. It's going to be insufferable.

For me there's nothing better than a pre-Parkinson's Michael J. Fox demanding a keg of beer. Now we're stuck with teeny-boppers and toolboxes spewing out lame jokes from underpaid writers. I'm sure Michael J. Fox is shaking his head in disgust.