"Show me a hot chick and I'll show you the guy that's tired of fucking her."
I think it was either Confuscious or Plato or maybe even Albert Einstein that once said that or maybe that was my older brother who I learned it from but we've all known that old piece of conventional wisdom for decades yet that man never had a face until Tiger Woods came along. Tiger is the face of the man that is tired fucking that hot chick. How did it happen?
Tiger's wife has got to be one of the hottest women around and none of his mistresses have been up to par. Have you noticed Rachel Uchitel's lazy eye? It's not sexy. It's kind of pathetic what he's done in a way. The Tiger has proven himself to be a total pig in his darkest hour. I'm not even sure if he's such a bad guy. Is getting laid all of the time that damn evil? What if that hot wife of his was a bad lay? Like really bad. Really really bad. Just laid in bed like a dead fish and wasn't into it at all. Not even a whole bottle of Viagra could get you excited to be with her after 6 months of effort. Maybe he just got tired of it and then stuck his dick in anything that walked outside of his house? Could that be the case? Think about it.
Regardless of the circumstance, Tiger has become the guy that proved us all into that old piece of wisdom that we always tried to deny because there's just some chicks that are just too damn hot not to stray from. We've all been pussy-whipped at some point in our lives but we'd stray for something better if we could. Tiger only went downhill. Never even a tick upwards. He just got tired of fucking (or just trying) the very lovely Elin Nordegren and now the whole world knows. He's now an icon of how man got sick of a hot woman and would do anything to prove he did. It's truly his best work his winning the Masters at age 21.
In Tiger We Trust...
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