Delete Button

I'm pretty sure that Tiger Woods can be cheap for being a rich guy but is he that cheap to buy a cell phone that doesn't come with a delete button? Rookie move. I can't believe that he blew his cover with his wife over such an easy thing to cover up. The trick is to delete after reading whatever a chick sends you while you're sneaking behind the girl that you're involved with. When you're a high profile married guy that has girls chasing after him and he's chasing them back, the most important thing to do is to cover your tracks. The cell phone is the first thing that your better half ALWAYS goes for to check if your fooling around. I can't believe he's actually that stupid after attending Stanford University.

I can't help but resist this Tiger scandal because the details get juicer by the day and the more that comes out shows what a retard he is after all. It's almost been three months since we've last seen him. Come out. Come out. Wherever you are.