Jesus H. Tebow

"Why is it that people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" - George Carlin

I can't stand Tim Tebow. I know I'm going to catch holy hell for saying this but I've never been a fan of his and his Jesus preaching ways. I'm just also not a fan of the holy roller crowd altogether and how they shove down their rhetoric down everybody's throats with fear campaigns of eternal hell for the people that don't comply. Tebow really knows how to drop his whole Jesus act after every touchdown with Urban Meyer not far behind gushing in delight. He brags about being a virgin. I know people are upset that Tiger Woods is getting laid but I'm more upset that Tim Tebow is not getting laid. The guy might not have what it takes to make it as a pro! A year from now, he might be a nobody living in the Phillipines cirumcizing young boys and he'll probably have to rub one out in a tikki hut realizing that he ruined his prime years in Gainesville as a virgin when he could have had any female on that campus that he wanted. If he ever decides to pop his cherry in the future, he'll be like Gary Coleman two decades removed from being that cute little kid on Diff'rent Strokes.

In case you didn't hear by now but there's going to be a PSA during the Superbowl from a pro-life group featuring Tim Tebow and his mother about her difficult pregnancy. The doctors told her that he wouldn't make it past the pregnancy and that she's endangering her life in the process. They highly recommended that she have an abortion. In the end, she listened to her Christian faith and her faith paid off by having a healthy baby that ended up becoming a Heisman Trophy winner. Now I'm happy for her and all but I still think that all women should have that choice. The Tebow family and the pro-life movement want to persuade people into believing that every child will end up like her son. That isn't the case for everybody and they shouldn't be blasting their message during such a nice time for family and friends to be together during the big game.

Superbowl ads were made for people to get excited about upcoming summer blockbusters, fast food chains, electronics, cars, beer, etc. I'm all I'm asking is that they please keep the abortion debate off the air while people are eating greasy chicken wings. Thank you.