Well, his overbearing father robbed him of a childhood but in the end made him the greatest golfer around and the first billionaire professional athlete. Then he realized he should have a wholesome image as a family man with a beautiful wife but he still chased tail on the side. Then his wife got pissed then assaulted him with a golf club and he crashed his car into his neighbor's tree which in turn crumbled his empire.
The tabloids continue to act like vultures flying over Tiger's stagnating career that they hope will die. Where is he? Long Island? Orlando? Dubai? Between Rachel Uterus' legs?
Tiger, come out. Come out. Wherever you are...
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