Superbowl 2010

Ok, I'm done bitching about the Superbowl being in Miami this year. The traffic has been a nightmare all week and the cops have set DUI checkpoints all over town (don't drink and drive kids). Our strip clubs are packed with armed and dangerous NFL players making it rain with their season's earnings (I wish them good luck finding that money when they're 40). Then again, at least people are here spending money and partying, unlike in Nashville where they are hosting a Tea Party convention this weekend which will contest of a bunch angry rednecks questioning Obama's birth certificate, debating the evils of socialized medicine, holding up photos that Obama is a Kenyan commie monkey and not actually human or American, then move on to complain about the stimulus bill and then close it out by holding a big circle jerk around Glen Beck with the cookie in the middle that was baked by everybody's favorite hockey mom Sarah Palin. So yeah, never my mind my bitching. Things can always be worse. Miami was hit pretty hard by the economic crisis and having people coming here pissing away cash wouldn't hurt right now. It's a high-class problem having the whole world looking at my beloved hometown wishing they were here which is not a bad thing after all. Now I hope it doesn't pour rain on the field and that Peyton Manning gets another ring. Go Colts!