This morning I saw some totally ugly woman move into my building. She had no idea what the fuck she was doing and dropped a piece of glass on the floor which went into a million pieces right when I was exiting the elevator to take my dog for a walk. So of course you can understand why I'm in a sour mood. She's one of those ugly females that you can tell doesn't even have hot friends that hang out with her out of pity (come on you know chicks pull that shit all of the time). So you can forget them hanging out by the pool on the weekends or having wine-tasting parties while watching Sex And The City re-runs. You would think that would be the best case scenario but noooooo! Can Jesus stop being such a cockblock and throw me a bone from time to time? It's bad enough I had to go to an all-boys high school. Fucken eh!
I hate my life. That is all.
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