El Tigre has come out of the bag!

This has been a rough week for Tiger Woods. First the allegations come out from New York that he's been slamming club promoter Rachel Uchitel every which way in the Big Apple. He's then at home on Thanksgiving but he manages to crash his car at 2:30am in his gated neighborhood in Orlando while his wife smashes his car window like the Mighty Thor herself. Tiger should know not to mess with women with viking blood (hot yet barbaric at heart). A few days later some hoochie in LA sells her story to US Weekly that she hooked up with Tiger after he "wore her out" and then leaked the voicemail that he left her that his wife was going to call her (if you haven't heard, it's a must). Now news out of Vegas is that El Tigre found his way to Las Vegas and got himself another nightlife creature that goes by the name of Kalika Moquin.

I'm starting to see a pattern: New York, LA and Las Vegas. I'm calling it now and his next mistress to reveal herself to the public will come from Miami Beach. She's probably got that trashy hot look and works at a nightclub. Tiger seems to have a type.

Another thing about this whole mess Tigre got himself into comes to no surprise as me but most people (even non-golf fans) are having a hard time believing that he'd cheat on his beautiful wife but there's an old saying "Show me a hot chick and I'll show you the guy that's tired of fucking her." There's been allegations going on for years and I've always said that he's a cheater. He seems too perfect to not have any flaws. He's a young handsome millionaire and women just can't stop throwing themselves at him. I've heard stories in the past about Tiger being at a club hitting on anything with a vagina and whenever I mention these stories to other people they just build a wall of denial because they just love Tiger that much. They think he's too good of a person and his wife is just too hot to cheat on. He came from a nice family (overlooking the fact that his father was an overbearing pain in the ass) and always seems to be happy whenever he's photographed with his wife and kids. They point to the fact that he's so focused on his golf and always comes up big in the tournaments because he's so damn focused like Buddhist (it's from his mom's side is what they all say). Even as this tsunami of nightclub pussy hits the airwaves his supporters will deny until they die. Well, the real Tiger has come out of the bag and he likes to get laid (a ton).