Martha Chokely

Martha "Chokely" Coakley should just fuck off for losing to former underwear model Scott Brown in the safest of safest Democratic states in the whole country. This was Ted Kennedy's Senate seat since 1962 and before that was occupied by his older brother Jack since 1953. This one seat belonged to Democrats for 57 fucking years! This seat was so safe for Democrats that one night, Teddy went out drinking and crashed his car which killed his female passenger. He got a slap on the wrist and then went back to work. Yes, that seat is that safe if you're a Democrat. For the 57 years it belonged to two men that made history. If that seat could be human for a day, it could have an "early bird special" at Denny's and then go to the movies at a discounted rate while getting a handjob underneath a bag of popcorn by a hot intern. Massachuetts is bluer than a Smurf's nutsack. When out of state Democrats get into any trouble, they fly the first possible flight to Boston for moral and financial support to keep their political lives going. It's like giant motherly tit that feeds liberal crybabies on the East Coast (California being the other tit to complete the pair) to get big and strong to then take on right-wingers. What she did with this race is like flunking an art class at a community college that was taught by a cool professor that you've smoked pot with before. This woman should be banished by her party forever and sent to political Siberia for running an awful campaign.

I'm just utterly disgusted by the cunty way she came across on the campaign stops (her awful Marcy D'Arcy haircut doesn't charm many outside of Wellesley) and using ultra-lame political attacks like calling Curt Schilling a Yankees fan. I never lived in MA and hope that I never have to because I can't stand BOSOX fans. It's pretty fucking obvious that Schilling's loyalty lies with the Red Sox since he's won two World Series rings with them and zero with the Yankees. Oh, yeah Schilling never played for the Yankees! This is another reason why I hate when women try to talk about sports, they act like they know it all yet don't know a fucking thing (which probably killed her with male voters).

So by choking on what should've been an easy victory lap to fill Ted Kennedy's seat, she just put Obama's history-making health care legislation in limbo. I always joke around and say that Sarah Palin is the worst thing to have happened to women since cervical cancer but now I think there's a new champion in that division since this lady might be responsible for killing the health care bill which would continue to kill plenty of women with cervical cancer because insurers won't provide coverage to people with pre-existing conditions. In Obama's bill, he'd go after the insurers that would abuse of that unfair and inhumane practice for profit. Thanks to Chokely, we might not have much left to hope for.