Friday, July 24, 2009

Miami Vomit (episode 2 recap)

"Kim Kardashian is my friend...."

That's all I need to hear the other night when I caught episode two of Miami Social.  The gang was at the Ganesvoort (big surprise) talking about how great they all are when Ariel was up in arms while members of the group were making fun of Kim Kardashian.  It doesn't take a genius to figure out that she's only famous because of the sex tape and they made that as clear as day.  Ariel came to her defense since she is his "friend" that she is very smart and talented but he was quickly shot down by the others.  I have to say that I still think Mike is a douchebag but he at least has a half of a brain (which goes a long way on that show).  Kuddos to him for ripping apart Kardashian and his little bitch friend Ariel, who on top of being ultra-annoying is also making Sloth from the Goonies look scholarly.  Ariel proves how he's a totally such typical annoying Miami person that just because they've met a celebrity at a nightclub it does not make them your friend.  How many fucking times in your life have you heard Miami people roll out their list of celeb friends?  I didn't bother to watch more of the show since it's awful and only getting worse.

This show makes me want to cut open my head and wash my brain with bleach just to kill the filth it's been exposed to.  Bravo is killing with this garbage.  It's time that they bring back the Real Housewives of New Jersey like ASAP.  Also, none of this 5 episode bullshit.  I want anywhere between 12-20 episodes a season.  I like my girls loaded on hairspray and drama.  Bring it.

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