RIP Paul the Octopus

It's reported that Paul the Octopus best remembered for his accurate picks from the World Cup died today at age 2 of natural causes. He became a world-wide sensation this summer for picking all of the correct winners.

Here's my feelings about the what the press isn't telling you: Paul the Octopus didn't die of natural causes. He was assassinated by the Israeli Mossad because he was hiding Nazi gold under the gravel of his fish tank and he used the World Cup as a PR stunt to distract the masses of what really lied underneath his 8 tentacles.