Things I Learned Watching TV: THINGS I LEARNED BY WATCHING JERSEY SHORE

Thursday, October 7, 2010

THINGS I LEARNED BY WATCHING JERSEY SHORE

THINGS I LEARNED BY WATCHING JERSEY SHORE:

-I need to go party at Klutch and Karma with my crew.

-Vinnie is a fag for taking back Ramona.

-Snookie and Ryder is the reason why Roe v. Wade was fought for by the pro-choice movement.

-The Situation is a cockblock. Actually a MAJOR cockblock.

-GTL is the key to getting laid.

-Eastern European women that live in South Beach are evil.

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THINGS I LEARNED BY WATCHING JERSEY SHORE

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